medicbot: seeing porn of a character you didnt want to see porn of
tea-and-timelords: ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN THE ICT CLASSROOM AND PRINTING OUT REALLY WEIRD PICTURES SO I WENT TO PRINT THIS I SENT IT TO THE WRONG PRINTER IT’S GONE TO THE FOOD TECH CLASSROOM NEXT DOOR I CAN HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT SOMETHING HELP ME
epic-humor: thediagonallie: When I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of...
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
getting-fit-staying-fab: I really hate it when people say “Men shouldn’t call women fat” “Men shouldn’t abuse women” “Men shouldn’t rape women” “Men shouldn’t be sexist” When really it should be “Nobody should call anybody fat” “Nobody should abuse anybody” “Nobody should rape anybody” “Nobody should be sexist”
somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me people don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
gundamnjack: Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs. Having beaten him into submission,...
punkrockdirection: sometimes i forget im a real person
romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics